30 Doctor Pick Up Lines You Could Never Have Imagined

Here are some tongue-in-cheek humorous doctors' pick up lines

By Kimmy
30 Doctor Pick Up Lines You Could Never Have Imagined

We've all heard of some super cheesy pickup lines that you wish never existed. Some of them are funny and some of them just make you wish whoever uses them good luck in all aspects of their life. Cheesy pickup lines are even funnier when it comes to the medical field.

The hospital can be a very sad and depressing place, for both doctors and patients. For doctors, you have to deal with the fact that you can't save everyone and for patients, well you just want to get well and get out.

Here are 30 pickup lines to use in the hospital to lighten the atmosphere up, whether you are using it or simply just imagining it!

Cheesy Pick up Lines By Patient

As a patient, you could have found someone really, really hot in the hospital and want to pick them up! If this scenario ever happened to you and you didn't know what to do in the past, these are the best cheesy pickup lines you could use if it ever happens again!

1. You should take my temperature because you're making me very hot!

Just the right thing to say to your doctor to get the proper treatment and attention you need. After all, doctors are really sexy with professional jargons and knowledge, aren't they?

2. I think I got sick because we're meant to be

Yep, if you hadn't got sick, you wouldn't have been here and you wouldn't have met this dreamy doctor in his white coat. So indeed, it's meant to be.

3. You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart

Maybe you are not having a heart attack after all. Maybe you are just falling in love.

4. Are you my appendix? Because I feel like I should take you out

He or she will most likely laugh at this one but that's the whole point of having a cheesy pickup line, you want the other person to smile or even laugh at it because why not?

5. I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love

It's true what they say, love is the only sickness with no cure or medicine to even relieve the symptoms. 

6. I must have crossed eyes because I can only focus on you

So focus that you can't even look away. That's just how some people make us feel. You are so focused on them that you probably don't realize you have been staring at them for a good solid 15 minutes already.

7. I'd specialise in you anyday

Never thought of myself as someone that would specialize in anything, but you surely are special to me. I would love to have the chance to specialize in you if you would give me the chance. You seem a bit hard to figure out so I guess we will have to start right away, shall we?

8. Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me a mouth-to-mouth

Drowning a very painful experience. If it does happen to you, the only thing you can hope for it's that after such an awful experience, something, or someone, will be able to cheer you up, to make you at least a little bit better. A cutie doing mouth-to-mouth to you is very likely to do the job!

9. I'd like another doctor because I know you're not allowed to date your patient

It's unethical, and totally against the rules, to date your patients while they are still your patients. Solution? Just change doctor! It's so so often you meet a doctor that you would want to date. In order to date him/her, you just have to kindly ask them to switch doctors so they can go out with you, legally!

10. Come to my office and take off your pants

Well, something for the doctor to his or her loved one when feeling cheeky. It's very important for a thorough examination to determine what might be making you sick. It could be serious. Health is no joke. We all just want you to feel better in no time. Now come to my office quickly and take off your pants so I can examine you.

Nerdy Pick up lines

Doctors either give you the sexy vibe or the nerdy vibe, there's never anything in between. As much as you don't like being around nerds or think they are not fun enough, nerdy pickup lines might just be the cutest thing you've seen.

11. I can show you where all the 206 bones in your body are and the one you just gave me

Subtle? Or not so much? Nerds are always very knowledgeable and always ready to teach. You will learn so much from them. To start with, you're going to find out all the bones in your body, and his too?

12. I could name all the causes of a heart attack but I can't explain why my heart is feeling that way about you

Again, love is not science. There's no formula for love. Not even the best doctors can figure out why you feel this way about someone. One thing that troubles us all. Try this line and see if he/she will want to help you figure out why you feel this way!

13. You don't look so good. You need a lot of Vitamin 'ME'

Of all the vitamins you seem to be lacking in your system, you need Vitamin 'ME' the most. Don't hesitate, time is a luxury here. Better go to my place so I can fix you up and you will be healthy again in no time.

14. Organ transplants can be very dangerous, but I'd give you my heart anytime

There's always a risk in giving out something. It just depends on whether or not it's a risk you're willing to take. 

15. Want to play doctor with me? Although I should warn you that you're likely to lose

We can play doctor all you want, I can examine your body thoroughly to make sure everything is working just fine. Get ready to be checked out and remove all clothing! 

16. Let me show you my clothing removal skill, it's on point

If working in the ER has taught me anything, it would be that taking off someone's clothes as fast as possible can actually save lives. I have saved a lot of people just by stripping them. Let me show you how it's done.

17. Are you Flecainide? Because I think my heart just skipped a beat because of you

I think you just made my heart skip a beat. I surely hope you plan on fixing it because the only thing you need to do is to take me out to a nice restaurant!

18. I must be falling for you because you are giving me a protracted cardiac arrhythmia

Now, again, the only way to treat it is by taking me out to a nice restaurant. You owe me this! You gave this to me after all!

19. Let me be your gynaecologist tonight

Well, it's important to get checked every once in a while, isn't it?

20. I'm a certified love doctor. I spent years mastering it.

Healing a broken heart can be a better skill than healing a broken bone! I specialize in making a heart whole again. But the key to do so is to combine two heart together, well lucky for you, mine is actually available right now!

Cheesy pick up lines to say to a doctor

Our favorites! All of the professions in the world, pilots and doctors are easily the sexiest. We all spent some days as teens fantasizing falling in love with a good looking, sexy doctor with a solid six-pack. All the pickup lines we had in our head and all the scenarios we hoped would come true one day.

Maybe you are still looking for a doctor or maybe you've found one next to you but you don't know what to say to him. Here are some of our favorite cheesy pinkup lines to say to a doctor! Go get that sexy white robe tonight!

21. ICU in my dream tonight

You have the cutest face I've ever seen. I will never forget it. But you know what would be even nicer, it's that I won't have to see you in my dream because you are coming home with me tonight.

22. I gave up eating one apple a day because I don't want to keep you away

Indeed, who would want to keep a sexy doctor away, right? But let's hope you will still get to see the doctor even if you're healthy.

23. You said I should eat healthy but I just want to eat your sweet cheeks

Those chubby cheeks of yours are just the cutest thing! Like two little apples blushing. I'd eat your cheeks until I get diabetes!

24. Quick! Take off your white robe. People can't find out you're an angel!

Shh! We have to hide your identity to keep you safe! Earth is a dangerous place and you're too easily recognizable with your angelic smile! But worry no more, I'm here to help you. Just come with me and take off your white robe so they don't know who you are. You can hide in my apartment tonight.

25. I didn't believe angels were real until I saw your smile

I never realized anyone could have a smile as beautiful as yours. Tell me, how was heaven like? Did you come to earth to search for me?

26. OK, you don't have to drug me you know. I will go home with you

Seriously, stop drugging me. You don't have to drug me to get me to go home with you. 

27. If I don't take my pills on time, will you spank me?

I have been a little bit naughty with my prescription. I haven't exactly been taking my pills. I guess you will have to punish me a little bit, doctor?

28. So you're the one from my dream that saved my life

I thought I was dreaming when I saw someone saving my life, but turns out it was you. I owe you my life so I insist on buying you a meal, that's the least I can do.

29. I really need to take off my clothes because you are too hot

It's burning hot in here, don't you feel that? Oh right, it's you that's burning hot!

30. Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry!

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Didn't you see that sparkling flames between us? Let's go on a date!

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With all these 30 pick up lines, picking up a doctor is no longer scary! They can come off intimidating because they are so knowledgeable and profession. But they're just humans like us.

Some of the pick up lines may work for you or maybe it will only get you a laugh from the other person, but whatever result you get, you can surely go home knowing that you've made someone smile! Try out these pick up lines today and go get that sexy doctor!