Top 40 Relationship Quotes That Are Funny But So True

Sometimes even a funny quote holds the meaning to life and relationship, it makes you see the point. You can easily relate your relationship to them.

By Tanaya Nath
Top 40 Relationship Quotes That Are Funny But So True

Some Cute And Funny Quotes About Love And Relationship

Love and relationship has many angles, some are serious and some seriously funny but true. And thankfully there are some people who have understood the underlying funny factor in them and have put them in some cute and funny sayings. You can pursue your relationship and love goals, relishing these funny sayings and forgetting the bad memories.

Funny Quote About The Realtionship Called Marriage

Will Ferrell

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."

It will surely tell you how good or bad they are at handling pressure.

Richard Pryor

“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.”

It hits the bad spot in a funny way.

Rita Rudner

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Isn't it cute?.

Cindy Garner

“What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.”

Intelligent, isn't it?

Jack Benny

“My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

It can't be that bad. Can it be?

Henny Youngman

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

That's an incredibly funny way of a happy relationship.

Nora Ephron

“Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.”

Yeah, it would be bad enough to be stuck in an unwanted marriage and not being able to let go.

Groucho Marx

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”

Think about it.

James Garner

“Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.”

Even after all the bad experiences and complaints, those who have been in it wants it again.

Funny Relationship Quote About Love

Jules Renard

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”

It makes you feel more and think less.

Woody Allen

“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”

Really? Can love be that bad and feels like smallpox?

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Does it?

Lily Tomlin

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"

So, you want a different answer or a different question to the same answer?

George Burns

"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."

Back ache is bad, and I am sure you haven't missed the point.

Fran Lobowitz

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."

That's tough. You have a goal here.

Katherine Mansfield

“If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.”

They look all the same.

Honore de Balzac

“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.”

So, you have a relationship goal here, don't fall for it again.

Lynda Barry

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke”

Love cigars, don't you?


“I wish falling in love has traffic lights too, so that I would know if I should Go for it, Slow Down or just Stop.”

The goal is to get it right.

Other Funny Relationship Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.”


Bob Ettinger

“Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”

It will give you a goal to stay.

Chelsea Peretti

“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.”

Isn't there an emoji for love?

Richard Jeni

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”

So, your goal is to fake honesty? No, don't take this seriously. be honestly honest.

Agatha Christie

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

Any archeologist here?

Jerry Seinfeld

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.”

Still, a long way to go.

Norm Crosby

“Teenagers don’t know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That’s love.”

This gives you some serious relationship goals.

Erma Bombeck

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”

Will car battery cook for me?

Robert Fulghum

“When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.”

Weird goals ehh.

Natasha Leggero

"Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing."

Love is accepting them with faults.


"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

So, make them stay in love. That's your goal.


“My husband thinks I am crazy, however, he is the one who married me.”


Toni Aleo

“Whoever coined the term “absence makes a heart grow fonder,” was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch grow crazy.”

Keep them close.


“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”

Do you see the point?

Linda Festa

"The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders."

So learn to take orders, one of you. That's your one of many goals.

Bobby Kelton

"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."

Be the prisoner of love.

Laurence J. Peter

"It's better to have loved and lost than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week."

That's funny.

Jacqueline Bisset

"Ideally, couples need three lives: one for him, one for her and one for them together."

More is always less.

Albert Einstein

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

That shouldn't be the goals of any relationship.

Russell Brand

"I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough."

Are you promiscuous?

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So, you see, relationships aren't always hard, sometimes they are funny as well.